Dear Blog,
Today Lucy was a very bad baby. She woke up on the wrong side of the bed. She fell off of our bed. She made as much mess as possible before nap time. After her nap, she re-messed all the placed I had cleaned. She figured out how to open lids that twist. We very nearly avoided catastrophe when I found her painting her face with nail polish (which took 20 minutes of screaming and scrubbing to get off, but luckily none on the floor). She found and emptied all of my face make-up onto her own face. She dumped an entire package of chips on the floor, then stepped in them to make them tiny crumbs. She found a chocolate Easter bunny and happily ate half before I found her (umm, where has that been hiding the last 6 or 8 months. Gross!). Then, just before dad came home, Lucy was trying to retrieve an empty bottle of hair spray out of the garbage can, tripped, and blackened her right eye. After dinner, we had to take pictures at a wedding reception. Lucy was whiney for mom the whole time. On the way home, I looked back to discover the grand finale to the day. Lucy had kindly taken the poop from her diaper and rubbed it all over her face and arms. Can I say SICK?!?
Dad is currently bathing Lucy himself, so that I don't barf. I have a nice husband.
Oh, the glamourous life of a mom.
Sincerely,
Rachel
Oh no! I can't help but laugh and cry at the same time. I laugh because it wasn't me, but I cry because I know it will be....and soon :) Sorry you had such a rough day.
ReplyDeletePoor Rachel! I wish I could say that it is a short stage, but it's not. :) Hopefully most days won't be that bad!!
ReplyDeleteSad day!!! Someday you'll be able to look back & laugh. And I hope you took a picture of her covered in her own poop so that you can use it as future blackmail ;) Good luck!
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